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‘Some people need a companion to sleep at night, but don’t have that special someone. Obviously someone heard your cries, because the companion pillow is just for you. Yeah, it’s essentially a disembodied torso with an arm, but don’t worry because it’s not in the least bit creepy. This brings me back to plain old innovation. Why get back on the dating scene when your pillow will love you unconditionally with opens arms (or arm)? It’s probably the most genius thing ever, and I predict that the companion pillow will bring the world together, in that we make sure that no one ever has to use this desperate thing. Feeling sorry for anyone using this is not reacting enough. This is an obvious cry for help, so help anyone using this out. What are your thoughts on the pillow that shows affection?

Written by: Brandon North