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ONE thing we can all agree on these days? Rich people are weird, and by extension, so are the things they buy. One of these things is of the gold variety, gold chocolate to be exact. Now, I’m sure that somewhere, someone sees this as practical, even necessary, but me? I feel like it’s just a blatant waste. That chocolate can be used for other things, like candy for me. I don’t see why anyone would ever need to buy this, other than having too much money and wanting to blow it on something. The chocolate doesn’t even sound tasty, and I just imagine gold being hard to digest. And, for the icing on top, when you open the box, “Golddigger” by Kanye’ West starts playing. So what do you think? If you were rich, would you waste your money on this?

Written: Brandon North